Agni Gauss

Jack and Jill went up the hill, had a shag and had their fill. Didn't fetch a pail of water, Jill went home a dirty daughter. Mary had a little lamb, took it drinking, what a sham. Got it pissed, it shagged around, now it's banned from every jam. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, show me where the strippers are. Up above the pub so high, flash your ti